there were at least three legitimate goals in this game, just saying

there were at least three legitimate goals in this game, just saying


As president of the Stewart Downing & Andy Carroll Apologists Club™, I daresay today is a good day to be me. (more…)

February 19, 2012 3 comments Soccer Permalink
because obviously everyone was dying for an update on this

because obviously everyone was dying for an update on this

Whoever told me not to make a scarf as my first knitting project was totally right.

My friend Lisa decided to take up knitting and since receiving her supplies by mail last week has already knit about four thousand different awesome things. I, on the other hand, am slowly slogging through this terrible monstrosity of a scarf.

Like with most things I don’t know how to do, I started out more ambitious than my skills would allow when my class started three weeks ago. I decided that since I could read a pattern, obviously I should attempt a pattern. I chose this one from the Martha Stewart website because it looked fairly straightforward. Naturally, I managed to screw it up by adding a zillion extra loops as I went row by row; you cast on thirty-two stitches at the start and after I had done about ten inches worth of knitting, I had something like fifty-eight stitches. Whoops! Ripped the whole thing out, started fresh.

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to quote my sister, “I hate everything and I just want to cheer”

to quote my sister, “I hate everything and I just want to cheer”


I can’t find a picture from this match that does not involve either or both Luis Suarez or Patrice Evra, so I post this one instead as I find this a fun but ineffective solution to the Torres problem. (Myself, I have been taking cues from the young Scousers in Liverpool who wear long sleeve kits under the short sleeve, so my Torres shirt now gets regular wear under my Stevie G kit.)

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February 12, 2012 3 comments Soccer Permalink
man of the match: the cat

man of the match: the cat

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I’m not even kidding, the cat may have been the highlight of the match. (more…)

February 6, 2012 1 comment Soccer Permalink
I believe the word you are looking for is “FINALLY”

I believe the word you are looking for is “FINALLY”

Gary Oldman received his first Oscar nomination ever last week for his role in the quite good Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. I’m not going to lie, I was kind of surprised; he’d received a lot of buzz very early on in Oscar season but I hadn’t heard much lately and assumed the film was Too British to really make much of an impact on the Academy. I am delighted to be wrong!

But let’s be serious. As I said last year when my Michael Fassbender obsession exploded, as a Gary Oldman fan, I am not unfamiliar with the pain and tragedy of working through an actor’s back catalogue on a quest to see everything they’ve ever done, only to encounter performances in middling to horrendous projects too upsetting to comprehend. This nomination is reward for our suffering. We all know what he’s awesome in (tip: everything), so instead I bring you the Top Five Most Horrible Gary Oldman Films Ever.

Believe me, it was challenging to restrict this list to only five. (Beware spoilers and also maybe some scary imagery.) (more…)

February 5, 2012 2 comments Movies / TV Permalink
hi-ho Wolverhampton

hi-ho Wolverhampton

I was honestly genuinely paranoid we would lose this game. (more…)

February 1, 2012 0 comments Soccer Permalink
domestic goddess alert

domestic goddess alert

Recipe sharing time! Cooking is generally not really my thing and so on the rare occasion I find a recipe I actually like, I feel compelled to share it. I’ve been attempting a lot of Indian or otherwise curry-based dishes in the last few months because it forces me to eat lots of veggies and because rice is so easy to make.

Anyway. Onward to the Easy, Tasty Chickpea Curry (via The Kitchn). Note that as I am a lazy and forgetful chef, I make a lot of substitutions and leave things out entirely, so I’m reproducing an annotated version of the recipe here.

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January 29, 2012 2 comments Life Permalink
I hate January

I hate January

I know that extreme lows make for even more enjoyable highs, but this is also emotionally exhausting. (more…)

January 29, 2012 0 comments Soccer Permalink
If Liverpool were a Billy Idol album, they’d be Whiplash Smile

If Liverpool were a Billy Idol album, they’d be Whiplash Smile


I’m sorry this blog has become a Craig Bellamy Appreciation Blog™ at the expense of most other things. (more…)

January 26, 2012 0 comments Soccer Permalink
in other news, I have a nauseating migraine that will not die

in other news, I have a nauseating migraine that will not die

Guess who had her first knitting class tonight?

These are the fruits of my labours thus far. Those of you who are experienced knitters are probably deeply ashamed of my horrific attempts at casting on; the photo does not do justice to the random holes that appear in the first few rows, but I got the hang of it eventually.

Can we talk about how fun it is to pick out wool? I had to fight the urge to pick something too out there as if I make something that ends up being wearable from a are-these-competent-stitches point of view, I would also like it to not be a deeply terrifying fashion statement. I played it safe and went with what Amelia calls “fashion grey”, i.e. a darker shade of grey (hexadecimal colour #555555!) that you can wear and still look fashionable, which is often defined in opposition to “Dad grey” which is a much lighter shade of grey (#CCCCCC!) and rarely looks chic. Not to say you can’t find a way to make Dad Grey work, I’m just saying it might take a special talent and a keen eye for design.