Faust
I hate everything this movie chooses to be.
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127 Hours
And THAT’S why you always leave a note. #JWalterWeatherman
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
In a Venn diagram where the intersection is “Scott Pilgrim is awesome”, this film and I are separate, non-overlapping circles.
The A-Team
Lacking the “fun” in the “silly and brainless fun” category.
Sex and the City 2
Anakin Skywalker was right about sand: it’s coarse and rough and irritating, not unlike this movie.
The Book of Eli
The unintentional comedy hit of the new year!
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
The only vampire pun I can think of is “This sucks” which is both succinct and true. Win-win!
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Another spectacular failure involving Hugh Jackman. He needs to get his act together or else take off his shirt more. I’m not fussy.
Knowing
If I’m going to see a movie this religious, it’s a good thing I did it a few days before Easter.
Taken
I probably won’t hate this so much when I find it on DVD for $3 and laugh my ass of watching it again.