If there was an internet usage equivalent of "Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die," this movie would be it.

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Do not let the poor rating deceive you about how much I loved this.

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I hate everything this movie chooses to be.

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And THAT'S why you always leave a note. #JWalterWeatherman

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In a Venn diagram where the intersection is "Scott Pilgrim is awesome", this film and I are separate, non-overlapping circles.

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Lacking the "fun" in the "silly and brainless fun" category.

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Anakin Skywalker was right about sand: it's coarse and rough and irritating, not unlike this movie.

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The unintentional comedy hit of the new year!

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The only vampire pun I can think of is "This sucks" which is both succinct and true. Win-win!

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Another spectacular failure involving Hugh Jackman. He needs to get his act together or else take off his shirt more. I'm not fussy.

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