If there was an internet usage equivalent of "Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die," this movie would be it.
Do not let the poor rating deceive you about how much I loved this.
I hate everything this movie chooses to be.
And THAT'S why you always leave a note. #JWalterWeatherman
In a Venn diagram where the intersection is "Scott Pilgrim is awesome", this film and I are separate, non-overlapping circles.
Lacking the "fun" in the "silly and brainless fun" category.
Anakin Skywalker was right about sand: it's coarse and rough and irritating, not unlike this movie.
The unintentional comedy hit of the new year!
The only vampire pun I can think of is "This sucks" which is both succinct and true. Win-win!
Another spectacular failure involving Hugh Jackman. He needs to get his act together or else take off his shirt more. I'm not fussy.