Archive for category: 1 Star

The Unborn

The Unborn

The things I do for Gary Oldman, I tell you.

January 15, 2009 0 comments 1 Star Permalink
Australia

Australia

Spectacular failure in epic proportions.

November 23, 2008 0 comments 1 Star Permalink
Max Payne

Max Payne

Max Payne-ful. Yeah, that’s right, I said it.

October 27, 2008 0 comments 1 Star Permalink
Nights In Rodanthe

Nights In Rodanthe

Note to self: do not go see a movie just because James Franco appears for approximately ten seconds.

September 26, 2008 0 comments 1 Star Permalink
Righteous Kill

Righteous Kill

The only righteous kill here would have been if someone had mercifully killed me while watching this.

September 21, 2008 0 comments 1 Star Permalink
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

I don’t think I’ve ever said “fuck” out loud this many times during a PG-rated movie.

August 13, 2008 0 comments 1 Star Permalink
Rambo

Rambo

The unnecessary sequel no one asked for is unsurprisingly terrible.

January 30, 2008 0 comments 1 Star Permalink
Awake

Awake

I do not get the appeal of Jessica Alba.

December 1, 2007 0 comments 1 Star Permalink
Beowulf

Beowulf

I swore I wouldn’t see this.

November 17, 2007 0 comments 1 Star Permalink
Lions for Lambs

Lions for Lambs

Unintentionally and exceptionally hilarious.

November 10, 2007 1 comment 1 Star Permalink