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Rating: 1.5 Stars

Remember Me

A.K.A. How To Ruin A Movie In One Fell Swoop

03.15.2010

Edge of Darkness

Mel, is this supposed to tide us over until your viking movie comes out

01.31.2010

It’s Complicated

A great example why anything that sounds like a Facebook update is not good material for a movie

01.03.2010

Nine

If you’ve seen any musicals in the last decade, you’ve seen this movie already

12.26.2009

The Warrior and the Wolf

A good opportunity to catch up on some much needed sleep

09.15.2009

Extract

I just love an unfunny comedy

09.09.2009

Humpday

Short on laughs, and even shorter on purpose

08.05.2009

Land of the Lost

As usual, dinosaurs > than everything else

06.07.2009

One Week

If I had one week to live, I wouldn’t waste an hour-and-a-half watching this film

03.06.2009

The Spirit

Sin City this ain’t

12.27.2008

Rocknrolla

I’m not a terribly huge fan of sinewy junkie bodies

10.15.2008

Ghost Town

I don’t know what compels people to make films like this

10.03.2008

What Doesn’t Kill You

What doesn’t kill you will only make this movie seem even more tedious than it already is

09.14.2008

Smart People

Fail

04.19.2008

The Other Boleyn Girl

Historical fiction that’s short on the history, long on the fiction

03.01.2008

Step Up 2: The Streets

I should really stop seeing things like this in theatres and just wait for it on

02.17.2008

Jumper

File this under “I inexplicably love Hayden Christensen”

02.16.2008

P.S. I Love You

Horribly stupid

01.05.2008

Hot Rod

You won’t glean much more by actually reading the review

08.06.2007

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