The White Ribbon
As far as cautionary German tales for kids go, I’m sticking with Struwwelpeter
01.15.2010Rating: 2 Stars
Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire
Gritty, and not in a 1970s Scorsese kind of way
11.21.2009Revolutionary Road
I’m pretty sure the world does not need more movies about bored suburbanites
01.03.2009Four Christmases
I’m wondering at what point did movies like this begin to define Christmas for people
11.28.2008Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Watch out, Nora Ephron, Kevin Smith is trying to invade your territory
11.06.2008Burn After Reading
Burn after reading and salt the earth so nothing like this will ever grow again
09.21.2008Brideshead Revisited
You know what’s better than “Brideshead Revisted”? “Highway 61 Revisted”
08.10.2008Pineapple Express
Started out okay but quickly spiralled into stupidity, ineptitude, and unnecessary predictability
08.07.2008The Stone Angel
As boomers get older, I suspect we’ll see even more movies like this to satisfy their need to see themselves on screen. Yay
05.20.2008Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Tim Burton is increasingly devoid of humour
12.25.2007Love in the Time of Cholera
As far as diseases go, I don’t think I’d put cholera in my Top Five Favourites
12.01.2007Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Yet another sequel that tries its best to sully by association the awesomeness of its predecessor
10.13.2007Because I Said So
Don’t go into it expecting anything that resembles a surprise, quirk, or twist
02.11.2007The Fountain
The best part about this movie is that it’s only 97 minutes long. The worst part about this movie is that it feels a lot longer
11.26.2006Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
I fear audiences who don’t understand satire
11.06.2006Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
When will people learn that recycling everything that worked in the first film doesn’t work for sequels
07.09.2006
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