Rating: 2.5 Stars

Creation

I can’t think of any context in which I don’t like time-lapsed photography

02.02.2010

Sherlock Holmes

Certainly better than Guy Ritchie’s last outing, but that’s not saying much

12.25.2009

Invictus

Not as inspiring as Clint Eastwood wants us to think it is

12.18.2009

Up In The Air

I still kind of really love George Clooney, though

12.05.2009

The Road

Might have worked better as a silent movie

11.28.2009

Jennifer’s Body

I’ve definitely seen far worse movies this year, so I’m not understanding the multitude of “EPIC FAIL!” reactions about this

10.03.2009

The Misfortunates

How do you say “You might be a redneck if…” in Flemish

09.16.2009

Glorious 39

Ultimately, I think “Glorious 39″ would be better as a band name

09.16.2009

Colony

Will be appropriate for high school biology classrooms when it finds a place on

09.12.2009

Taking Woodstock

Damn hippies

09.06.2009

Inglourious Basterds

By far my least favourite Tarantino film

08.21.2009

The Time Traveler’s Wife

I suppose they did warn me with the title, but god do I hate time travel

08.16.2009

The Proposal

Unless Gary Oldman suddenly gets cast in one, I’m steering clear of rom-coms for a while

06.21.2009

The Hangover

Will probably become a DVD favourite, but I’m not feeling it at the moment

06.14.2009

Away We Go

I bet being married to Kate Winslet makes Sam Mendes feel impervious to criticism.

06.13.2009

Objectified

Doesn’t reach the impossibly high bar set by Helvetica, but still watchable

05.04.2009

State of Play

Plays out like stop-and-go traffic

04.26.2009

Adventureland

I need movies where I can care about the main characters and this is not one of those movies

04.05.2009

The Reader

Meh

12.16.2008

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

Putting the LOL in

11.18.2008

Body of Lies

Significantly less than the sum of its parts

10.14.2008

The Dungeon Masters

The weird things about the people in this movie don’t have anything to do with D&amp

09.11.2008

Swing Vote

Remember: this is the man who beat out Martin Scorsese for the Best Director Oscar in

08.17.2008

Mamma Mia

I feel like most people signed on without realising this was a musical

07.26.2008

Get Smart

I’m basically indifferent to this

06.29.2008

The Incredible Hulk

Needs more Rick Jones

06.17.2008

Sex and the City: The Movie

I’m about 90% sure there were no straight males at our screening

05.29.2008

Iron Man

Not getting the hype on this one

05.26.2008

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Not exactly a high point in Uncle Steve’s career

05.23.2008

Shine A Light

In the great battle between Mick and the boys vs. Marty, the final score is Stones 1, Marty 0.

04.04.2008

Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day

Good costumes

03.18.2008

Charlie Bartlett

I have no summary for this

03.04.2008

How She Move

Teen Dance Flick #

02.02.2008

27 Dresses

The January drought of films leaves me seeing stuff like this

01.18.2008