Rating: 3 Stars

Oscar Race 2010: Best Short Film, Live Action

Who likes short shorts? We like short shorts

03.01.2010

Shutter Island

I’ll probably enjoy this more on repeat viewings because a) Leo, b) Marty, and c) Leo

02.20.2010

The Last Station

Mostly worth it for the performances, as the various award nominations would suggest

01.26.2010

Crazy Heart

Too inoffensive to dislike and too predictable to love

01.21.2010

The Young Victoria

A.K.A. What happens to the monarchy when you fail to provide an heir and a spare

12.18.2009

Me and Orson Welles

Orson Welles is my kind of asshole

12.17.2009

A Single Man

Tom Ford certainly enjoys his Technicolor™ moments

12.11.2009

Pirate Radio

I JUST REALLY LOVE ROCK AND ROLL!

11.13.2009

Amelia

[Insert bad pun about the movie soaring or crashing or both here

10.23.2009

Cairo Time

In the immortal paraphrased words of M.C. Hammer, “Stop, Cairo Time!”

10.19.2009

Coco Avant Chanel

Better than I was expecting from the trailer

10.04.2009

Bright Star

Average movie is average

09.29.2009

The Informant!

I don’t feel disappointed by the rather misleading trailer, so that’s a plus

09.27.2009

Vision

Truthfully, I’m surprised she wasn’t excommunicated

09.18.2009

The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers

Deceit and lies in the Executive branch: how novel!

09.16.2009

Julie & Julia

Now more than ever I just want to sew aprons and bake

08.08.2009

Funny People

Needs more Paul Rudd

07.31.2009

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Not terribly epic, but still pretty enjoyable

07.18.2009

Whatever Works

At the very least, I don’t hate myself for seeing this

06.27.2009

17 Again

Zefron reigns supreme, unsurprisingly. This kid’s a winner

05.16.2009

Zombie Girl: The Movie

Honestly? I just don’t get the fascination with zombies

05.01.2009

Monsters vs Aliens

Pretty average, but an enjoyable average

04.11.2009

Defiance

I like World War II movies, I like Daniel Craig, and I like those things when combined. I can’t go wrong with this one

01.22.2009

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Doesn’t quite achieve the level of greatness it wants you to think it has

12.27.2008

Frost/Nixon

Will end up as appropriate fare for American high school classrooms and The History Channel

12.06.2008

Synecdoche, New York

This is why I have difficulty enjoying the theatre

11.23.2008

Changeling

When I think of changelings, I can only picture Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

11.11.2008

High School Musical 3

I am as surprised as you are that I enjoyed this

11.01.2008

The Express

“Inspirational sports stories” is one genre I never pass up

10.11.2008

Choke

I’m becoming increasingly desensitized to that which is supposed to be shocking

09.25.2008

Religulous

Loses points for being just as fanatical as the religious zealots Maher wants to take down

09.09.2008

Tropic Thunder

Funnier than I thought it would be, not as funny as I was told it would be

08.23.2008

Mongol

Something tells me this is the sanitized version of this story

06.08.2008

Kung Fu Panda

Jack Black doing the same thing he always does in movies, only with less swearing

06.07.2008

Baby Mama

A two-sentence review

05.11.2008

Definitely, Maybe

Not as terrible as I thought it would be

02.18.2008

The Savages

Yet another drama masquerading as a comedy

01.17.2008

Margot at the Wedding

Yet another neurotic family drama

12.06.2007

Enchanted

James Marsden has the whitest teeth in Hollywood

11.25.2007

Finishing The Game: The Search for a New Bruce Lee

Kind of superficial but pretty hilarious nonetheless

11.14.2007

Lust, Caution

Contrary to popular belief, there are things in this film other than sex scenes

11.10.2007

Dan In Real Life

Kind of non-descript but I liked it anyway

10.26.2007

The Darjeeling Limited

Stylistically awesome with a passable plot

10.09.2007

In The Valley of Elah

Is Paul Haggis capable of making a subtle film

09.29.2007

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Spoiler alert for the title!

09.23.2007

Across The Universe

Lots of successes but not without corresponding failures

09.10.2007

Becoming Jane

Someone once told me that they thought I was “too modern” for Austen. I suspect this explains a lot

08.13.2007

Rescue Dawn

Won’t ever make anyone’s Top Ten Vietnam Movies list, but still pretty decent

08.04.2007

The Bourne Ultimatum

If it isn’t my old enemy, the shaky camera

08.03.2007

The Simpsons Movie

I think the IMDB synopsis is longer than my review

07.29.2007

Live Free or Die Hard

McClane’s still got it

06.27.2007

Away From Her

The Notebook for people with half a brain

05.19.2007

In the Land of Women

I have very little recollection of seeing this

04.24.2007

Fracture

If you watch too much Law and Order, this movie will be incredibly predictable and contain very few twists

04.21.2007

Sharkwater

Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwks

04.14.2007

Shooter

Cocky and satisfying

03.23.2007

Zodiac

Why so awesome, Robert Downey Jr

03.03.2007

Music and Lyrics

They could have called this Hugh Grant Vehicle and I still would have seen it

02.26.2007

Breach

Hooray for espionage!

02.16.2007

Volver

If you’re only going to see one Spanish-language film this year, go see Pan’s Labyrinth instead

01.29.2007

Alpha Dog

I kind of love Justin Timberlake

01.12.2007

We Are Marshall

Two-four-six-eight, what do I appreciate? Inspirational sports stories!

01.06.2007

Children of Men

I liked this movie better in pre-production when Gary Oldman was tied to the project

12.29.2006

The Holiday

At least my teeth didn’t rot

12.12.2006

Blood Diamond

I’m pretty sure this movie will make no impact whatsoever on the sale of diamonds in the United States

12.08.2006

Stranger Than Fiction

How refreshing, an intelligent movie!

11.12.2006

Flags of Our Fathers

Average

10.29.2006

The Prestige

I really still don’t get the fascination with Scarlett Johansson

10.20.2006

The Queen

Has the same feel as a made-for-TV movie

10.16.2006

The Guardian

I forgot I even saw this movie

10.01.2006

Flyboys

The world needs more World War I movies

09.29.2006

Little Miss Sunshine

All hail the quirky indie comedy

09.17.2006

Step Up

Sorry, I love this genre

09.10.2006

Invincible

Inspirational!!

09.02.2006

You, Me and Dupree

There are worse things than Owen Wilson playing Owen Wilson over and over

08.07.2006

The Devil Wears Prada

More awful bosses should take a page out of Streep’s book here. If you’re going to be awful, at least be eloquent about it

07.02.2006

The Lake House

Cantankerous Christopher Plummer is always a bonus

06.11.2006

The Break Up

I heart Vince Vaughn with the vast majority of the fibres of my being, I really do

06.11.2006

Take The Lead

Coach Carter but with ballroom dancing

05.11.2006

Stick It

Highly enjoyable if you’re looking for something mindless but not stupid

05.06.2006

The Sentinel

Standard “omg I’ve been framed by the Secret Service” political intrigue pseudo thriller fair, which is to say it’s generally entertaining

04.28.2006

Brick

Smart!

04.26.2006

Good Night, and Good Luck

To use a word from the title: good

02.11.2006

The New World

Not much to say about this one

02.02.2006

Capote

Carried by Philip Seymour Hoffman’s excellent performance

01.31.2006