Kills Me Dead

I cried. You’ll probably cry.

I think it’s probably really hard to make a movie this devoid of cynicism in this day and age.

Turns out Rio isn’t so sexy when you’ve contracted syphilis.

I think that by choosing an online handle with “romeo” in the name, you’re probably setting yourself up for failure.

Not quite a coming-of-age story but a nice bit of autobiography nonetheless.

I guess it wouldn’t be a Harry Potter film if no one mentioned Lily’s eyes four thousand times.

For something I had no interest in seeing, I enjoyed this.

I don’t think I’m spiritual enough to love this.

I’m pretty sure that Michael Fassbender’s mutant power is his ability to impregnate entire populations without even trying.

This review is too short for an excerpt.

Sometimes snarky, usually indignant