
As president of the Stewart Downing & Andy Carroll Apologists Club™, I daresay today is a good day to be me. Continue reading
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to quote my sister, “I hate everything and I just want to cheer”

I can’t find a picture from this match that does not involve either or both Luis Suarez or Patrice Evra, so I post this one instead as I find this a fun but ineffective solution to the Torres problem. (Myself, I have been taking cues from the young Scousers in Liverpool who wear long sleeve kits under the short sleeve, so my Torres shirt now gets regular wear under my Stevie G kit.)
man of the match: the cat

I’m not even kidding, the cat may have been the highlight of the match. Continue reading
hi-ho Wolverhampton

I was honestly genuinely paranoid we would lose this game. Continue reading
I hate January

I know that extreme lows make for even more enjoyable highs, but this is also emotionally exhausting. Continue reading
If Liverpool were a Billy Idol album, they’d be Whiplash Smile

I’m sorry this blog has become a Craig Bellamy Appreciation Blog™ at the expense of most other things. Continue reading
hopefully this is rock bottom (for real this time) and we only improve from here

Appalling match is appalling. Wow. Continue reading
and the beat goes on

Any excuse to post a picture of my Welsh prince is a welcome one. Continue reading
so they put him in a highland division, sent him off to a far foreign land

HALF WAY TO WEMBLEY, OMG. Continue reading
this wounds my soul

Never have I felt so gross after such a big win. Continue reading