Archive for category: Daily Dose of Fail

strike anywhere matches

strike anywhere matches

Does the world seriously need lingerie beer cans that look like a woman’s upper thighs and crotch when lined up side by side? Seriously? I love the inset photo of an actual woman’s upper thighs and crotch in lingerie, in case you have an incredibly poor imagination. This is the world we live in.

how new and different

how new and different

Proving already that Kathryn Bigelow’s win will not change attitudes towards women in film overnight, Disney decides to rename Rapunzel so that they don’t alienate boys from seeing a movie about a girl. And in case that doesn’t work, they’ve modified the prince character by making his role bigger and turning him into a swashbuckling Errol Flynn type personality.

I actually don’t hate the title Tangled, to be honest, I just wish people would realise this kind of thing is a band aid solution to the problem of how we culturally condition children to like or dislike things based on gender. You’re not going to solve the problem of boys not liking movies about girls by changing their titles, you’re going to solve the problem by raising boys to know that girls are just as interesting as boys and that your ability to relate to someone’s story isn’t tied up in your genitals.

To leave you with something positive: this butternut squash soup is really delicious.

this probably doesn’t shock anyone

this probably doesn’t shock anyone

Happy International Women’s Day! Do you know how I spent the last twenty minutes? COVERED IN BLOOD, on account of the horrific nosebleed I gave myself trying to respond to someone who commented on my “KATHRYN BIGELOW!” status update on Facebook to tell me there is no gender inequity in Hollywood.

let’s get down to business to defeat the Huns

let’s get down to business to defeat the Huns

Now that Stephen Harper is finished proroguing the government so he can hang out 24/7 with Wayne Gretzky at the Olympics (poor Wayne), apparently one of the super pressing issues presented in today’s throne speech was about starting a public discussion on making the lyrics to O Canada gender neutral. The offending line is “True patriot love in all thy sons’ command”. Rick Mercer asked for people’s thoughts on this on Twitter and I have to agree with the people who said “I can literally think of a hundred things that would help women more than re-wording ‘O Canada’” and also “I’d rather we spent money/efforts educating why and how sexist language is deleterious. We can use O Canada as example.”

Also, after reading through too many additional responses to Rick Mercer’s tweet, the number of Canadians who think it’s “Oh Canada” and not “O Canada” upsets me. People, you should know this!

And speaking of Twitter, I’ve been enjoying VoiceInPMsHead, which is Scott Feschuk of Maclean’s pretending to tweet from the inside of Stephen Harper’s brain. I think my favourite recently was “While you’ve been watching the Olympics, I’ve been busy: I now know TWO Beatles songs on the piano. Check and mate.” Oh Steve. Never change.

when the games are over, we shall turn the athletes’ village into prison camps

when the games are over, we shall turn the athletes’ village into prison camps

An amazingly awesome writer with spectacular critical faculties by the name of Gil Lebreton at the Star-Telegram, based out of Texas, had some obviously well thought out analogies to make about his experience of the Olympics this year:

After a spirited torch relay ignited pride in every corner of the country, the Olympic Games began and quickly galvanized the nation.

Flags were everywhere. The country’s national symbol hung from windows and was worn on nearly everyone’s clothing.

Fervent crowds cheered every victory by the host nation.

But enough about the 1936 Berlin Olympics.

Ho ho, yes! Yes, Canada is like pre-war Nazi Germany! That’s exactly it!

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apparently being part of one minority group in Hollywood doesn’t prevent you from being a total asshole about another minority group in Hollywood

apparently being part of one minority group in Hollywood doesn’t prevent you from being a total asshole about another minority group in Hollywood

Lee Daniels, director of Precious, had super awesome things to say about Kathryn Bigelow’s DGA win:

Your movie is as beautiful as your legs. You make me question my sexuality.

My guess is that no one would have said this to James Cameron.

the miracles of modern science

the miracles of modern science

No, you are not looking at an anatomical drawing of a penis. What you are looking at is an early 17th century anatomical drawing of female genitalia. Female. Genitalia.

This kills me absolutely dead.

Evidently Kaspar Bauhin, our biomedical artist extraordinaire, was a quintessential man of his times who thought women’s reproductive organs were just receptacles for the almighty penis and thus would be shaped accordingly. That’s not the amazing part. The amazing part is that this was drawn from life. Or rather death, since he apparently drew it while looking at a dissected corpse. (Via Cate.)

And here’s an important tip from me to you: don’t google words like “inverted penis” and “vagina” together in trying to find purely academic discussion on historical attitudes towards reproductive organs. You’re not going to find what you’re looking for.

this is why we can’t have nice things

this is why we can’t have nice things

Linkhopping through an Apartment Therapy post on the subject, I came across a campaign called Pink Stinks that “challenges the culture of pink which invades every aspect of girls’ lives.” I liked the angle that the AT post took in describing the culture of pink as something where design choices are making a huge impact on cognitive development:

…this pinkification [is] a harmful social commentary on how our shopping choices for girls are severely limited in color; when we limit their choices we limit their thinking. We give girls a small world to belong to, a world consisting of princesses, fairies and butterflies. The [Pink Stinks founders] believe that a world of pink devalues what girls may really want which is choices. Even the non-princess activities are turning pink: globes, clocks, books…all of which, again, create a small visual world for girls.

There’s a good article in the Guardian about them as well.

The thing is, I like pink. I do! And I think “Pink Stinks” is an unfortunate name (probably chosen for catchy, rhyme-y reasons) because, no, pink doesn’t stink, pink is an awesome colour. But that’s a choice I’ve largely grown into as an adult and not one that was forced on me by my parents, my peers, or disturbing marketing trends, etc. You’ve probably all seen those classic board games that have now been rebranded “for girls” because everything comes in pink boxes with new “girlified” playing pieces, etc. (Because, you know, Monopoly is so much less fun for girls when they’re forced to play as the thimble or top hat instead of flip flops or purses.) I encountered magnetic words with girls and boys versions and guess which version is significantly more awesome. Just… ugh.

As a fabulous contrast, they posted on their blog a great Lego ad from the 1980s. It is awesome because a) it features a girl playing with an architecture/engineering/omgscience toy, and b) there is no presence of limited ideas of how we have typically defined girlhood in the west for the last couple of decades. I know a lot of people who are heavily pregnant right now and so there’s much discussion on how difficult it is to find gender-neutral baby items — and I don’t mean yellow and green stuff, I mean fabulous bright colours that are not meant strictly for boys. I keep encountering this in textile design, even, when I’m buying fabric: so many colourways are marketed as being solely for boys and it boggles my mind. I’m 98% done a quilt that I’ve made for myself out of some awesome dinosaur fabric that could easily be for a boy or girl if the fabric line wasn’t actually and quite literally called “Oh Boy!”. FOR. REAL. Obviously anything designed “for” boys can be used by any child, but it’s the intent behind the design that is the problem.

One of my coworkers was telling me about her brother-in-law who would frequently buy his young daughter toy dump trucks and hard hats and things like that. I told her I thought it was awesome that he wasn’t putting pre-conceived gender-based limits on the kinds of toys he let his children play with. She said that he was bitterly disappointed that he didn’t have a son and that this was the manifestation of his denial. I wanted to punch him in the face through space and time.

I am rambly because I am irate.

In which I start out the new year with typical rage…

In which I start out the new year with typical rage…

Here’s your daily dose of fail:

  1. Princess Peach is unplayable in the New Super Mario Bros. because it was too hard to animate her skirt. I’m sorry, what? A) Is the rest of the clothing on the other characters so realistically rendered that to not be able to achieve the same level with Peach would ruin the game? (Answer: we’re borderline 8-bit here, people, “quality of clothing animation” is not why people play this game.) B) Can she not wear pants? Even if they absolutely have to be pink because she’s a princess, she can still wear pants. Maybe I’m asking for too much, since clearly “Mario, Luigi, and two random toadstools must save the Princess!” is the plot.
  2. The Associated Press put TWO HORSES on their list of Top Ten Female Athletes of the Year. I don’t follow sports very closely so I can’t say who should be on the list instead, but I feel that I am quite qualified to say that perhaps the two replacements should at the very least be human.
  3. Stuff White People Do*: enjoy white-guilt redemption fantasies, a.k.a. Avatar. It’s actually a link and some choice quotes from a great article on Gawker, which sums up pretty nicely all the really upsetting racial issues in the movie. My white guilt moment: I feel like I really should have addressed this shit better in my own review.

    * Not to be confused with Stuff White People Like

  4. Holy crap, disturbing vintage ad, words cannot describe.

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