In real life, if you violate a woman’s bodily autonomy by impregnating her without her consent, it’s usually considered a bad thing. In movies, it’s considered the most unexpected comedy ever conceived! Kill me now.
As a subpoint of fail, The Baster appeared on 2008′s Black List, Hollywood’s annual list of the best unproduced screenplays. For. Real.


at 1:43 pm
I’m kind of disgusted with myself for wanting to see that.
Blame Jeff Goldblum.