I am having a heart attack of potential awesome!! I was looking in my site stats and saw someone had Googled “Keith Richards Gary Oldman” and while it’s obvious how they ended up here eventually, I decided Googled it myself anyway.

Results? A myriad of links about GARY OLDMAN NARRATING THE AUDIOBOOK OF KEITH RICHARDS’ AUTOBIOGRAPHY.

HEART. ATTACK. Amazon (.com and .ca) is currently listing the audio book readers as Keef himself, Johnny Depp, and some other dude. Amazon.de is listing Keef (Autor) and Gary Oldman (Sprecher) and while I would love to defer to the Germans, it seems that the last references I can find to Oldman being the narrator are from June of this year. As I have yet to find any real definitive information on the subject, I am holding out for the possibility that the miraculously unexpected is indeed true and that dear Gaz does indeed read part of it. Try not to kill my dreams.

In other news, I think the book itself has been at the top of the Globe and Mail’s hardcover nonfiction bestseller list since it came out, which is incredibly awesome given that he’s beating out Justin Bieber. THERE ARE STILL SOME THINGS RIGHT WITH THIS WORLD.

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