1. Words cannot express how much I disliked this movie. And by “words cannot express”, I clearly mean I’ll make several long-winded points attempting to address my issues.
  2. I should be upfront and state that there were things I did like about the movie. The video game treatment of the Universal logo. 90% of the music. The special effects. The action sequences. These things were all very good and entertaining but as with many other movies I’ve disliked despite being made up of decent parts, I am left incredibly cold. I mean, what is the point? I’m having difficulty reconciling some of the stylistic elements with the plot, namely with anything and everything to do with the Sex Bob-omb. Is there something beyond the superficiality of “battle” having multiple connotations that isn’t resonating with me?
  3. Scott Pilgrim himself is pretty much the sublimation of every passive anti-hero known to man and is definitely making a play for the top of my Character I Most Want To Punch In The Face list for 2010. Woe is him, ladies keep breaking his heart! Maybe if he wasn’t such a lazy whiner they wouldn’t be constantly dumping him? Just a thought. If I had to keep a log of what Scott does all day, it would include such exciting things as ignoring his girlfriend, ditching his band, and… that would be about it.
  4. This movie comes from the Slumdog Millionaire school of relationship building. We’re not really given any reason to understand what Scott sees in Ramona on account of him deciding five seconds after laying eyes on her that she will be his (oh yes, she will be his). The movie spends far less time developing any kind of relationship between the two of them than it does on Scott’s attempts to conquer Ramona’s exes as if he’s overcompensating for something significant lacking in his own romantic experience. His attempts to win her heart don’t really feel like they’re about her at all; like the video games the movie likes to emulate, Scott is on a quest to dominate and beat other men, with Ramona being the prize at the end. Sorry, Scott, but your princess is in another castle. I won’t even get into the symbolism of Ramona’s relationship with Gideon which is all kinds of fucked up in and of itself, and in terms of how it positions Scott’s attempts to defeat him and the other exes.
  5. Also, Gideon? Seriously?
  6. I’d complain that Ramona herself is not that likable or interesting, but it’s not really her fault given that Scott’s self-absorption and hero-building prevent him from actually seeing her as a person. This isn’t really unique to her as he approaches everyone this way, it seems. God I hate this guy.
  7. Raise your hand if when Scott realised Roxy was one of Ramona’s exes, you wanted Scott to say “… her?”
  8. Scott’s band mates are named Stephen Stills and Young Neil. Seriously?
  9. Something I liked about the second most recent episode of True Blood was that it featured a physical fight between two women that didn’t exist for the titilation of any men in the scene (or in the audience). Imagine how thrilled I was when the “bi-furious” fight erupted. Has this not been done to death yet? This is still interesting for people? These are rhetorical questions, obviously.
  10. Also, Knives was GREAT. And clearly too good for Scott.
  11. I’d say roughly 80% of this movie was filmed on my street. Sometimes even across the street from where I live. Weird.
  12. I am clearly missing something huge here. I could go on, but I’m trying to invest as little in this movie as it did in giving me a reason to care.

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