Kills Me Dead

Don’t see this if you’re expecting something like The Fast and the Furious.

Endearingly and earnestly jingoistic, but in a good way, if that’s possible.

I guess it wouldn’t be a Harry Potter film if no one mentioned Lily’s eyes four thousand times.

I’m pretty sure that Michael Fassbender’s mutant power is his ability to impregnate entire populations without even trying.

I clearly like vikings way more than I like comic books.

Despite the multitude of things wrong with this movie, I inexplicably liked it a lot.

Even by the unreasonably low expectations I had for this film, it still managed to be incomprehensibly terrible.

The special effects are probably the only reason to see this.

A spy thriller without spies or thrills!

For a film you know in advance will be the weaker of the two installments, it’s not that bad.

Sometimes snarky, usually indignant