Kills Me Dead

Hobbits are my least favourite species in Middle Earth but I still liked this.

I'm going to be really depressed when Daniel Craig is too old to play this role anymore.

A fine, fine finish.

The children in your life would do well to watch this.

I guess it wouldn't be a Harry Potter film if no one mentioned Lily's eyes four thousand times.

I'm pretty sure that Michael Fassbender's mutant power is his ability to impregnate entire populations without even trying.

I clearly like vikings way more than I like comic books.

Even by the unreasonably low expectations I had for this film, it still managed to be incomprehensibly terrible.

For a film you know in advance will be the weaker of the two installments, it's not that bad.

And THAT'S why you always leave a note. #JWalterWeatherman