Kills Me Dead

I guess it wouldn’t be a Harry Potter film if no one mentioned Lily’s eyes four thousand times.

I’m pretty sure that Michael Fassbender’s mutant power is his ability to impregnate entire populations without even trying.

I clearly like vikings way more than I like comic books.

Even by the unreasonably low expectations I had for this film, it still managed to be incomprehensibly terrible.

For a film you know in advance will be the weaker of the two installments, it’s not that bad.

And THAT’S why you always leave a note. #JWalterWeatherman

Lacking the “fun” in the “silly and brainless fun” category.

All in all, there are definitely worse movies playing right now.

Swordfighting, yay; the rest of it, meh.

Delightful and wonderful!

Sometimes snarky, usually indignant