Hobbits are my least favourite species in Middle Earth but I still liked this.
I'm going to be really depressed when Daniel Craig is too old to play this role anymore.
A fine, fine finish.
The children in your life would do well to watch this.
I guess it wouldn't be a Harry Potter film if no one mentioned Lily's eyes four thousand times.
I'm pretty sure that Michael Fassbender's mutant power is his ability to impregnate entire populations without even trying.
I clearly like vikings way more than I like comic books.
Even by the unreasonably low expectations I had for this film, it still managed to be incomprehensibly terrible.
For a film you know in advance will be the weaker of the two installments, it's not that bad.
And THAT'S why you always leave a note. #JWalterWeatherman