Not to take the shine off a nice win, but this seems a touch too late. But no matter!
This picture makes it look like the result was better than it was. Alas.
The one good thing about today’s match is that it brings us one match closer to the end of the season, right? Right.
[Insert Bob Paisley joke about how they should charge Liverpool rent at Wembley.]
What is breathing, I ask you. This is not at all how I thought this game would go.
I think it probably says a lot about where this team is that I’m thankful for a draw at home to a team lower in the table.
Unsurprising result is unsurprising. The new motto for this team should be “It could always be worse, and we’ll find a way to make that happen.”
I am not sure if you are aware, but Steven Gerrard is our captain, Steven Gerrard is a Red, Steven Gerrard plays for Liverpool, a Scouser born and bred.
When they showed Stevie with this pained expression for what felt like at least five minutes straight, I think we could all sympathize.
Spoiler alert: Liverpool won the Carling Cup!