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[insert "Fuck Off, Chelsea FC" song here, despite it being three days too late]

[insert "Fuck Off, Chelsea FC" song here, despite it being three days too late]


Not to take the shine off a nice win, but this seems a touch too late. But no matter! (more…)

as he lay in the battlefield dying (dying, dying)

as he lay in the battlefield dying (dying, dying)


This picture makes it look like the result was better than it was. Alas. (more…)

The End Is Near

The End Is Near


The one good thing about today’s match is that it brings us one match closer to the end of the season, right? Right. (more…)

April 22, 2012 1 comment Soccer Permalink
so they put him in a Highland division, sent him off to a far foreign land

so they put him in a Highland division, sent him off to a far foreign land


[Insert Bob Paisley joke about how they should charge Liverpool rent at Wembley.] (more…)

April 14, 2012 0 comments Soccer Permalink
and though the holes were rather small, they had to count them all

and though the holes were rather small, they had to count them all


What is breathing, I ask you. This is not at all how I thought this game would go. (more…)

April 11, 2012 1 comment Soccer Permalink
insert a “he certainly was the villain of the piece” joke here

insert a “he certainly was the villain of the piece” joke here


I think it probably says a lot about where this team is that I’m thankful for a draw at home to a team lower in the table. (more…)

April 7, 2012 4 comments Soccer Permalink
I thought I was supposed to go into shock, I’m not in shock, it fucking hurts!

I thought I was supposed to go into shock, I’m not in shock, it fucking hurts!


Unsurprising result is unsurprising. The new motto for this team should be “It could always be worse, and we’ll find a way to make that happen.” (more…)

March 25, 2012 1 comment Soccer Permalink
we played the Toffees for a laugh and left them feeling blue

we played the Toffees for a laugh and left them feeling blue

I am not sure if you are aware, but Steven Gerrard is our captain, Steven Gerrard is a Red, Steven Gerrard plays for Liverpool, a Scouser born and bred. (more…)

March 14, 2012 1 comment Soccer Permalink
No, really, can we stop talking about fourth place now?

No, really, can we stop talking about fourth place now?


When they showed Stevie with this pained expression for what felt like at least five minutes straight, I think we could all sympathize. (more…)

March 4, 2012 3 comments Soccer Permalink
Half way to an ahistoric double!

Half way to an ahistoric double!


Spoiler alert: Liverpool won the Carling Cup! (more…)

February 27, 2012 2 comments Soccer Permalink