Kills Me Dead

All I get from this is that Arthur Miller was a horrendous husband.

I need a hazmat suit.

Don’t see this if you’re expecting something like The Fast and the Furious.

For something I had no interest in seeing, I enjoyed this.

You really only need to see this if you’re working through the filmography of someone who unfortunately appears in it. Ahem.

Way funnier than I was expecting.

I’m pretty sure that Michael Fassbender’s mutant power is his ability to impregnate entire populations without even trying.

I clearly like vikings way more than I like comic books.

Infatuated tweens and Bill Compton are probably the only people who can enjoy the mucky melodrama in this one.

Despite the multitude of things wrong with this movie, I inexplicably liked it a lot.

Sometimes snarky, usually indignant