Romeo Eleven

I think that by choosing an online handle with “romeo” in the name, you’re probably setting yourself up for failure.

Pink Ribbons, Inc.

I want to post the hell out of the trailer to this the next time one of those insipid breast cancer awareness memes comes around Facebook.

Barney's Version

I am assuming this in no way lives up to the expectation set out by the book.

Splice

“What To Expect When You’re Expecting” probably does not have a chapter on this.

The Trotsky

Fellow comrades, get yourself to your closest limited-release theatre as soon as possible.

Cairo Time

In the immortal paraphrased words of M.C. Hammer, “Stop, Cairo Time!”

One Week

If I had one week to live, I wouldn’t waste an hour-and-a-half watching this film.

Passchendaele

I am unimpressed by war movies without war in them.