Endearingly and earnestly jingoistic, but in a good way, if that's possible.
I'm pretty sure that Michael Fassbender's mutant power is his ability to impregnate entire populations without even trying.
In a Venn diagram where the intersection is "Scott Pilgrim is awesome", this film and I are separate, non-overlapping circles.
Unimpressive, most unimpressive.
Another spectacular failure involving Hugh Jackman. He needs to get his act together or else take off his shirt more. I'm not fussy.
Sin City this ain't.
Max Payne-ful. Yeah, that's right, I said it.
Needs more Rick Jones.
Not getting the hype on this one.