File under "Films I see because Gary Oldman is in them for five minutes."

Categories: 2.5 Stars

Don't see this if you're expecting something like The Fast and the Furious.

Categories: 4 Stars

Ben Affleck will be okay if he keeps making movies like this.

Categories: 3.5 stars

You probably can't put "GQ Motherfuckers" on a poster or else this movie would have a very different title.

Categories: 1.5 Stars

Super intense and I hope to never watch it again.

Categories: 3 Stars

This is the horrifically violent movie everyone is raving about?

Categories: 2 Stars

Cross this one off my list, finally.

Categories: 4 Stars

Mel, is this supposed to tide us over until your viking movie comes out?

Categories: 1.5 Stars

As far as cautionary German tales for kids go, I'm sticking with Struwwelpeter.

Categories: 2 Stars