Kills Me Dead

Knocked Up, vampire-style.

Not feeling this one, but I rarely do when it comes to dysfunctional relationships on film.

A little less conversation, a little more action, please.

This is the horrifically violent movie everyone is raving about?

Only worth it if you’re interested in seeing Amanda Seyfried’s side boob a lot. Edgy!

The only vampire pun I can think of is “This sucks” which is both succinct and true. Win-win!

I suppose they did warn me with the title, but god do I hate time travel.

Unless Gary Oldman suddenly gets cast in one, I’m steering clear of rom-coms for a while.

I remain unmoved and unfazed by this film.

I’m pretty sure the world does not need more movies about bored suburbanites.

Sometimes snarky, usually indignant