Blue Valentine

Not feeling this one, but I rarely do when it comes to dysfunctional relationships on film.

Kick-Ass

This is the horrifically violent movie everyone is raving about?

Chloe

Only worth it if you’re interested in seeing Amanda Seyfried’s side boob a lot. Edgy!

The Proposal

Unless Gary Oldman suddenly gets cast in one, I’m steering clear of rom-coms for a while.

Revolutionary Road

I’m pretty sure the world does not need more movies about bored suburbanites.