Hobbits are my least favourite species in Middle Earth but I still liked this.
Categories: 3 Stars
Hobbits are my least favourite species in Middle Earth but I still liked this.
A fitting end to a pretty terrible series.
Why, David Cronenberg, WHY.
I'm not sure, were the Beatles on drugs?
Knocked Up, vampire-style.
I hate everything this movie chooses to be.
I guess it wouldn't be a Harry Potter film if no one mentioned Lily's eyes four thousand times.
I clearly like vikings way more than I like comic books.
Infatuated tweens and Bill Compton are probably the only people who can enjoy the mucky melodrama in this one.
Even by the unreasonably low expectations I had for this film, it still managed to be incomprehensibly terrible.