Kills Me Dead

Hobbits are my least favourite species in Middle Earth but I still liked this.

A fitting end to a pretty terrible series.

Why, David Cronenberg, WHY.

I'm not sure, were the Beatles on drugs?

Knocked Up, vampire-style.

I hate everything this movie chooses to be.

I guess it wouldn't be a Harry Potter film if no one mentioned Lily's eyes four thousand times.

I clearly like vikings way more than I like comic books.

Infatuated tweens and Bill Compton are probably the only people who can enjoy the mucky melodrama in this one.

Even by the unreasonably low expectations I had for this film, it still managed to be incomprehensibly terrible.