Kills Me Dead

Hobbits are my least favourite species in Middle Earth but I still liked this.

A fitting end to a pretty terrible series.

Meryl Streep > everyone else.

The children in your life would do well to watch this.

Really, I think I'm just a Fred Varley girl.

If your goal is to enjoy Adam Scott's face for two hours, this movie is for you. If it is not, skip this.

I have no idea who the target audience for this film is.

Knocked Up, vampire-style.

I think that by choosing an online handle with "romeo" in the name, you're probably setting yourself up for failure.

I want to post the hell out of the trailer to this the next time one of those insipid breast cancer awareness memes comes around Facebook.