Kills Me Dead

I have no idea who the target audience for this film is.

Knocked Up, vampire-style.

I think that by choosing an online handle with “romeo” in the name, you’re probably setting yourself up for failure.

I want to post the hell out of the trailer to this the next time one of those insipid breast cancer awareness memes comes around Facebook.

You really only need to see this if you’re working through the filmography of someone who unfortunately appears in it. Ahem.

Way funnier than I was expecting.

Definitely not as bad as I was expecting.

You’ll be shocked to know that this movie was merely all right.

A little less conversation, a little more action, please.

“What To Expect When You’re Expecting” probably does not have a chapter on this.

Sometimes snarky, usually indignant