links of interest for February 7th – February 13th

Social Justice

Crafts / Sewing

Soccer

Miscellaneous

Inception

I want to like this way more than I actually do.

this unnecessary celebrity gossip moment brought to you by my overriding love for Josephine and her flying machine

My sister emailed me this morning to tell me the all-important news that Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes are apparently getting divorced. My first thought was that I hope it was because he signed the Roman Polanski petition. My second thought was that now she can date Leonardo DiCaprio. I am a terrible person, I know. I do not normally care about the personal lives of celebrities, especially when it comes to who they date, but I’ve always loved that Kate and Leo are BFF in real life and thus I want them to get married and have thespian babies together. (I’ve also secretly theorized that this is why Leo dates random models all the time, because he’s been biding his time.)

I’m saying this out loud because I know you were thinking it.

Shutter Island

I’ll probably enjoy this more on repeat viewings because a) Leo, b) Marty, and c) Leo.

when I tell you to do a thing, you do a thing

If you’re a Twitter user and, like me, a fan of Leonardo DiCaprio and/or Martin Scorsese, you can submit questions to the pair using #AskLeo and #AskScorsese and Paramount will pick five questions each to answer at the Shutter Island press junket on Friday. [via The Playlist.]

I got excited for a second thinking Leo and Marty were actually on Twitter, but I guess I will have to settle for continuing to follow fake Scorsese instead. Speaking of which, I also love fake Michael Bay a whole lot.

Dear Mel, please keep this as historically accurate as your other films, which is to say not at all

Mel Gibson’s Viking movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio is getting more awesome by the second:

“I think it’s going to be in the English that would have been spoken back then, and Old Norse,” says Gibson. “Whatever the 9th century had to offer. I’m going to give you real.”

Gibson says that the “big, wacky, epic” Vikings idea is one of the first he ever had, when he was a sixteen year old dreaming of being a filmmaker. “I want a viking to scare you,” he explains. “I want to see somebody who I have never seen before speaking low, guttural German and scaring the living shit out of me.”

A) You should always totally spend millions of dollars on ideas you had when you were sixteen, because most sixteen year olds have awesome ideas. B) “Wacky” Vikings! C) I want both Skarsgårds in this.

This is going to be glorious.

Revolutionary Road

I’m pretty sure the world does not need more movies about bored suburbanites.

Body of Lies

Significantly less than the sum of its parts.