Robin Hood

Swordfighting, yay; the rest of it, meh.

Kick-Ass

This is the horrifically violent movie everyone is raving about?

Sherlock Holmes

Certainly better than Guy Ritchie’s last outing, but that’s not saying much.

The Young Victoria

A.K.A. What happens to the monarchy when you fail to provide an heir and a spare.

Rocknrolla

I’m not a terribly huge fan of sinewy junkie bodies.

Body of Lies

Significantly less than the sum of its parts.