Dream House

There’s pretty much no reason to see this, not even for shirtless Daniel Craig.

Super 8

For something I had no interest in seeing, I enjoyed this.

Red Riding Hood

Infatuated tweens and Bill Compton are probably the only people who can enjoy the mucky melodrama in this one.

Inception

I want to like this way more than I actually do.

Shutter Island

I’ll probably enjoy this more on repeat viewings because a) Leo, b) Marty, and c) Leo.

The White Ribbon

As far as cautionary German tales for kids go, I’m sticking with Struwwelpeter.

Sherlock Holmes

Certainly better than Guy Ritchie’s last outing, but that’s not saying much.

Glorious 39

Ultimately, I think “Glorious 39″ would be better as a band name.