The only vampire pun I can think of is “This sucks” which is both succinct and true. Win-win!
The Time Traveler’s Wife
The Time Traveler’s Wife
I suppose they did warn me with the title, but god do I hate time travel.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Watch out, Nora Ephron, Kevin Smith is trying to invade your territory.
Nights In Rodanthe
Nights In Rodanthe
Note to self: do not go see a movie just because James Franco appears for approximately ten seconds.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2
I don’t think I’ve ever said “fuck” out loud this many times during a PG-rated movie.
Brideshead Revisited
Brideshead Revisited
You know what’s better than “Brideshead Revisted”? “Highway 61 Revisted”.


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