Feels like two separate movies Frankensteined together.

Categories: 3 Stars

Not the worst thing I'll see this summer, I assume.

Categories: 3 Stars

Do not let the poor rating deceive you about how much I loved this.

Categories: 1 Star

I'm not enough of a super-fan of the series to find this anything beyond average.

Categories: 2.5 Stars

I need a hazmat suit.

Categories: 2.5 Stars

There's something Fight Club-y about this, and not in a good way.

Categories: 2 Stars

For something I had no interest in seeing, I enjoyed this.

Categories: 3 Stars

I don't think I'm spiritual enough to love this.

Categories: 3 Stars

I'm pretty sure that Michael Fassbender's mutant power is his ability to impregnate entire populations without even trying.

Categories: 3 Stars

Despite the multitude of things wrong with this movie, I inexplicably liked it a lot.

Categories: 3.5 stars