Oh, internet, I’m having a week full of fail when it comes to people Not Getting It™; however, in an attempt to be more productive with my energies, I thought it might be more useful to spend time talking about things like instead of wallowing on things I hate. So I bring you Things I Like.

Witness the gloriousness that is Celia Hodkin, who has been a Manchester City fan since 1933. I love old lady fans for their obviously unparalleled dedication to their team, especially when the team has a less than illustrious history. I love old man fans, too, but old lady fans have the bonus badassery of having been fans when their club’s supporters were staunchly and proudly male-dominated in ways that made it a challenging environment in which to be a female fan. (Which is clearly no longer the case in this post-sexist society!)
Old lady fans also have the uncompromising ability to give loudmouth fans vicious death stares when necessary. They need to recruit these women to be match day stewards; I have no doubt they’d be able to keep the rabble in line. They know what’s important when it comes to supporting your team and being an obnoxious imbecile does not fall into that category.
Finally, I love groups of old lady fans. This is clearly a case where if one is good, many is better. One of the Premier League matchday promos features three old lady fans knitting giant fan scarves, the LFC and Everton ladies giving the Man City fan between them a good-natured elbow in the side, and it basically sums up everything I love about old lady fans.
In summary: I hope to be like this in sixty years.
Recent Comments