Kills Me Dead

Not to take the shine off a nice win, but this seems a touch too late. But no matter!

[Insert Bob Paisley joke about how they should charge Liverpool rent at Wembley.]

I think it probably says a lot about where this team is that I’m thankful for a draw at home to a team lower in the table.

Oh hey, who’s the hero of the day?

When they showed Stevie with this pained expression for what felt like at least five minutes straight, I think we could all sympathize.

Spoiler alert: Liverpool won the Carling Cup!

As president of the Stewart Downing & Andy Carroll Apologists Club™, I daresay today is a good day to be me.

I can’t find a picture from this match that does not involve either or both Luis Suarez or Patrice Evra, so I post this one instead as I find this a fun but ineffective solution to the Torres problem. (Myself, I have been taking cues from the young Scousers in Liverpool who wear long sleeve kits under the short sleeve, so my Torres shirt now gets regular wear under my [...]

I know that extreme lows make for even more enjoyable highs, but this is also emotionally exhausting.

Any excuse to post a picture of my Welsh prince is a welcome one.