New True Blood!

  1. I would have been really pissed if my birthday present from my grandpa was a good ol’ goat stabbing.
  2. You know you’re desperate when you trust the Reverend and Mrs Tara’s Mom to perform an exorcism on your child’s creepy dirty doll.
  3. What is this hilarious grim reaper sculpture with the bejewelled scythe in Marnie’s shop?
  4. I love how the one time this season Andy decides to do his job is when Sam and Tommy are driving around with a pair of Mickens corpses in the back of their van. Speaking of which, the Andy’s Addiction story was tiresome by episode 2. Kill it now.
  5. On the one hand, no more Mickenses. On the other, Sam missed a really good opportunity to turn Tommy in for the crime, thus preventing him from spending a bunch of time in jail and therefore not on our screen. Also, WEIGHT THOSE BODIES DOWN. Ugh. First timers.
  6. “Gators love marshmallows.” WHAT.
  7. Werewolves have to register with a new pack when they move? Seriously? Why do I have a tough time believing these guys do paperwork?
  8. Terry Bellefleur maintains his status as King of Men.
  9. JASON’S DREAM.
  10. VAMPIRES CONTROL GOOGLE AND FOX NEWS, OH MY GOD. ALSKDF;LKJASDF. What’s with Bill getting all the awesome lines these days? I can’t decide if I love that more than his line about Louis Pasteur being a vampire.
  11. I’m reaching my limit with woobie!Eric and mothering!Sookie. Is he four? “I had a bad dream, can I stay with you tonight?” Seriously? I wanted to see a softer side to Eric, but soft-as-a-baby’s-bottom because he’s actually regressed into infancy is not what I had in mind.
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