this unnecessary celebrity gossip moment brought to you by my overriding love for Josephine and her flying machine

My sister emailed me this morning to tell me the all-important news that Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes are apparently getting divorced. My first thought was that I hope it was because he signed the Roman Polanski petition. My second thought was that now she can date Leonardo DiCaprio. I am a terrible person, I know. I do not normally care about the personal lives of celebrities, especially when it comes to who they date, but I’ve always loved that Kate and Leo are BFF in real life and thus I want them to get married and have thespian babies together. (I’ve also secretly theorized that this is why Leo dates random models all the time, because he’s been biding his time.)

I’m saying this out loud because I know you were thinking it.

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